Holy DSL

If my 5 year old knew what a confession was she would have one.  She curses in private.  A the first of the stair steps likes to act like she is a good girl.  Stereotypical first child.  Doing what mom and dad says.  Being nice to her siblings human and furry.  Our go to girl when our la Vida Loca gets a little bit harried.

Her mom knows how to curse with the best of them.  If it was an Olympic sport I could sweep up a gold medal or two.  If we needed to fund a fabulous vacation to a tropical faraway place in a short amount of time, the curse jar would be the perfect solution.  To make a long story short, I curse creatively and often.  Sometimes there is no other way to make your point except by the addition of a few creatively chosen curse words.

The second of the steps the G Man takes after his mama.  Some of his hits include "What the hell" and the continuation of the family tradition of dropping the "F" bomb.  The G Man will be my child most likely to be a roaster at a Comedy Central Roast if he keeps his track record up.

A got a new Little Pony for a gift and thought that it was funny to place a piece of the black packaging over the figure's mouth.  She did this to imitate what they use to do on t.v. to censor swearing.  Remember the black bar.  A has curse words she makes up now.  Holy DSL is one that is on heavy rotation.

But A doesn't curse.  No, not our A.  She acts like cursing is wrong.  She likes to let us know when the G Man lets loose “I know it is wrong and I won't do that like the G Man" said in her most sincere voice.

But most kids lie a little.  Or fiddle around with the truth a little bit.